A writing course that BEGS you to break the rules
White noise is for your 11am hangover nap.
Not your copywriting.
You’re in business to make money.
But there’s an important precursor to holy-shit sales (the kind that make it really easy to justify that gorgeous espresso machine when you don’t even drink coffee).
STANDING OUT.
And that, my love, happens with words that no one else is writing.
No one taught you how to write like a badass
so I will.
STEP INSIDE
THE WRITER’S ROOM
The first writing course that asks you to f*ck the rules and learn exactly how to write funny, clever copy with a shit-ton of personality.
Learn how to write like a
(highly paid) copywriter.
UNAPOLOGETIC BOLDNESS
Write the things you think three mimosas in.
UNCOMPLICATED STORYTELLING
Your audience also hates the dickwad in the self-checkout. Write about it.
A SENSE OF HUMOR
You have one — I promise.
(And if you really don’t, I’ll teach you how to fake it.)
Hi. I’m Kelsey.
My mom loves my writing.
And so do thousands of other people who *aren’t* obligated to think I’m awesome.
I’m the person who makes writing fun AND lucrative AND — if you’re up for it — a little inappropriate.
Take a page out of my (often irreverent) lil book, and watch what it does for your business.
INSIDE THE COURSE
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Even more devilish (but less deadly) than the sins.
Habit #7 is one you’ll end up applying to all facets of your daily life (am I pivoting to life coach now?).
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Way cheaper than your life coach.
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6 techniques (most of which I’ve used on this sales page) that will have your writing brain running wild.
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People buy from people they like.
You’ll shortcut that with these 4 writing techniques.
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Proceed with caution. This is the module that has my students killing a lot of trees to write down all of their newfound ideas.
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Chant after me: WRITING IS FUN, NOT STRESSFUL,
These 5 techniques will take the weight off.
(Including a special AI one I added at the last minute)
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Email won’t die until you do.
To celebrate my LOVE for email marketing, you’ll get 4 mini modules that cover:
How to intro your emails
The secret part of your emails you’re probably not using
What to say to get your readers to actually reply
How to write a kickass subject line
GOOD
writing is…
good marketing.
good strategy.
good business.
a hell of a party.
FREQUENTLY ASKED Qs
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About 4 GLORIOUS hours. (For my impatient Nellys: One of my students recommends watching at 1.5x playback speed. Do with that what you will. I’m still trying not to be offended.
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Yes, you do! Those are the birds of Washington, Canada, and Alaska ... because I live in a van and didn’t get the microphone like everyone told me to.
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I can. And do
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No refunds after purchase, love. BUT ... I really don't think you'll think about asking for one anyway. To date, no one has. That's how good this course is. BUT BUT … If you have ANY questions along the way, email me at kelsey@kelseyloflin.com.
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Yes, you should get that mole looked at.
Oh, not that question? Whatever it is, EMAIL ME! Anything and everything. Especially if you want to buy me a glass of wine. I'm at kelsey@kelseyloflin.com