THE COPY
AUDIT
Is your copy feeling bleh? Uninspired? Sale repelling?
LET ME SEE IT.
boring copy
makes sales.
from your
MOM
BUT YOU WANT SALES THAT MAKE IT *VERY EASY* TO JUSTIFY THAT CRATE & BARREL SECTIONAL.
say hello to:The Copy Audit that your
mother might actually hate
your copy before me:
🥱 proper
🥱 expected
🥱 boring
your copy after me:
🦄 personality
🤑 compelling
😱 probably with a dirty joke
HERE’S WHAT’S INCLUDED
$400 | for one site page or sales page or email sequence
Loom recording of my first impressions
My raw brain power on what’s working in your copy and what’s not. Keep this for your future copy projects!
A dazzling Google Doc with my revisions
Overwhelming. In the best way. I pack these things with comments so you’ll *actually learn* how to write good copy.
1 week of email support with me
I have no boundaries. Take advantage.
“
I AM OBSESSED WITH THE REVISED VERSION.
why is your brain so good
”
— not my mom$400
or 2 payments of $205
how to book
(it's easy)1 )
book your project
click that lil button below and do your thing.
2 )
gimme some insight
fill out the questionnaire (it’s fun, I promise) that I’ll send right after you purchase.
your answers help me customize your audit even more.
3 )
just give me 5 days
once I have your questionnaire, I’ll get to work! I’ll have your audit (with all the goods) in your inbox within 5 days.
imagine waking up tomorrow and *not* hating your copywriting.
Little scared and wanna run your copy by me first?
Send me a message and let’s chat!
(Don’t be shy. I’m super nice. Even my mom thinks so.)