Website Copywriting that makes clients choose you.

Custom copy for service providers, educators, creatives, and product-based businesses who think they’re kinda the sh*t.

“Boring” belongs in church, not on your website.

1999 is out. Today, your future customers and clients want to know YOU. They want to know how you take your coffee, what your dog’s name is, and your favorite tampon brand.

That’s why I sprinkle all of those irresistible personality bits throughout your website copy … so they can’t help but keep clicking all the way through to “BOOK.”

Copywriting that matches your vibe, personality, and lipstick shade.

When you hire a copywriter, you still want your website to sound like *you* and all of *your* unique craziness. That’s why all of my website copywriting projects start with nothing short of a Freaky Friday — I hop into your brain, soul, and business. The result? Copy that makes you go, “That’s what I always wanted to say!”

“OBBBbBbBbbBBbBbbsessed. Why is your brain so good.”

— Joanna Whitbeck, swim coach

MEET YOUR COPYWRITER

Hi! I’m Kelsey.

My mom loves my copywriting.

And so do thousands of other people who *aren’t* obligated to think I’m awesome.

I’m the person who writes fun, lucrative, personality-packed websites with — if you’re up for it — a bit of inappropriate flair.

ready to stand out?

I write funny, edgy, clever copy for business owners who just *really* want to love their website.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

  • Website Copywriting

    Done-for-you websites done really damn well. Choose from a full website to a single page.

    VIEW COPY SERVICES

  • Quick Copy Audits

    Already have copy and want to make sure it’s perfect? Book an audit and I’ll tell you exactly what to change.

    BOOK AN AUDIT

  • DIY Your Copy

    The world’s first non-boring writing course! Write your own copy using my exact techniques.

    VIEW THE COURSE

“I was screaming as I was reading it, like … YUUUP YES YES YUP SHE GOT IT.”

— Vicki Pollack, business growth mentor

We’re already a fantastic copywriting fit if you …

✔️ have major conviction in what you do and sell

✔️ love a sense of humor (particularly mine)

✔️ enjoy an open dialogue

✔️ adore bad reality shows

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Write like a (highly paid) copywriter

GET THE 3 COPYWRITING TECHNIQUES I USED TO WRITE MY *ENTIRE* WEBSITE

THE BLOG

Go ham on the free stuff.

Browse the full blog here or read my favorites below. Careful, though. You might need to clear your afternoon.

I also have a fancy mic.

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