copywriting

doesn’t have to suck

(And now that you’re here, it won’t.)

Here’s the

problem:

(no, ^ not her. keep reading.)

Copywriting these days is as boring as your mother-in-law.

(And also— somehow — just as judgmental?)

But you, my little duck, have arrived just in time.

All of my badass entrepreneurs are loading into the spaceship …

(don’t worry — Elon is * not * invited)

… And we’re writing hot copy that sells out our shit.