Need a copywriting expert?

I’d love to be on your podcast!

In your house, I always bring a bottle of wine, take off my shoes, and never take a dump.

My Expertise

Website Copy, Sales Copy, and SEO

I write websites. I write sales pages. I write damn good emails every Monday. And I drink a lot of red wine.

(My audience could rattle off that entire list, too.)

I’m known for writing funny, edgy, clever websites for brands that want to stand out and want to *really* love their website.

On your podcast, I can talk about anything under this umbrella!

(And that includes what most people dread, but I love … 💀 SEO 💀.)

some fun topic ideas 👀

  • How to write website copy that sells

  • How can great copy help a business sell more?

  • If someone has a low-converting offer, how can they diagnose whether it’s a messaging issue?

  • What’s one piece of “copy advice” that you think is total BS?

  • How should a new business owner approach SEO?

I might be your dream guest?

If your listeners have (or want) a website, I have tips.

My Bio

you can lift this directly — less work!

Kelsey is a website copywriter for brands and entrepreneurs who want to sound uniquely THEM. She starts every copy project with deep questions you’ve probably never thought to ask (she actually gets a fair amount of therapeutic cries on her kick-off calls).

Kelsey loves to work with business owners from any industry. As long as you’re cool, kind, and really love what you’re doing, Kelsey is your copywriter.

She calls herself The Copy Queen, but Kelsey will also answer to the Duchess of SEO, Baroness of Conversion, or The Gentlewoman of Email Marketing.

(Oh — she just wants you to know she does so humbly.)

Where to find her

Hang out with her on Instagram @kelsey.loflin.copy.

Peep her writing at kelseyloflin.com.

Subscribe to her hilarious Monday emails at hello.kelseyloflin.com.

Or find her on any couch with a bottle of wine.

Oh! Here are a few other things I have … strong … opinions on and would love to chat about

  • Business and entrepreneurship

  • Dogs

  • Wine

  • Travel (happy to divulge pooping horror stories from inside my van)

  • Why it’s so hard to dress myself as a woman in her 30s

  • TV (but only if it’s Parks and Rec, Brooklyn 99, or The Great British Bake-Off)

Shall we put this on a recorded line?

So …